Koran Scholar: Pigs are Jews and must be exterminated

Those wacky Islamic scholars have demonstrated yet again their legendary sense of humor by declaring that all pigs are descendants of Jews, and therefore must be exterminated as a species.  

What's that you say? No way!  Really?  You mean to tell me that they're serious?  Well, that can only mean one thing: Time for Israel to concede some land and release a few thousand imprisoned terrorists!

PMW: All pigs alive today are descendants of the Jews who were turned into pigs by Allah, according to a senior Egyptian religious leader. Since all pigs are descendants of Jews, it is obligatory to kill all pigs, says Sheikh Ahmed Ali Othman.

Presumably if pigs were merely animals, they would not face destruction. It is their Jewish ancestry that condemns them to death.

The Jordanian newspaper Al-Hakika al-Dawliya adds that this is not the only opinion. It cites Sheikh Ali Abu Al-Hassan, head of the Fatwa Committee at Al-Azhar [Sunni Islamic university], who believes that all the Jews who were turned into pigs by Allah died out without reproducing, and therefore there is no relationship between today's pigs and Jews.

Can't wait for President For Life Obama's arrival in Egypt, where he'll again declare America as an unconditional friend of the islamic world, and insist that Israel expel all the Jews from Judea to create an Islamic Palestinian State as a "good will gesture" for peace.  

~MZ