Gay porn star to entertain IDF troops

Of course everything will be fine in Israel. No need to be concerned for the well being of the Jewish State. Things just couldn't be better in the Holy Land. Olmert is in charge, order and peace is restored, the flowers are in bloom and the birds are singing.

Ynet News - A gay Jewish porn star is to visit Israel at the end of the month to show solidarity with the country and perform and entertain for the gay community as well as raise awareness of gay issues.

New York-based Michael Lucas who is the owner and star of Lucas Entertainment will be in Israel from August 29 to September 4 where he will be performing a live show with free admission to Israeli soldiers.

"It will be my fourth trip to Israel, and my third time to perform there," he said on his blog. "I am very proud to be going to my home away from home and entertain gay Israelis in a time of war."

The Land of Milk and Honey has been transformed into the Land of Hershey Highway. The Temple Mount has been replaced by Brokeback Mount. Love of Torah has been discarded for love of Ghamora.

Oh...My...God. It appears that we can call it a day for the "modern" State of Israel. Was nice knowing you! Enjoy the gay porn! Buh-bye.

-MZ