(Sheryl Crow showing us how to save the trees)OK, I don't normally post on matters relating to the entertainment industry, but this story is just priceless:
Worldnet Daily - Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."
In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.
OK, America, it's time to take Sheryl's advice so we can save the planet. I am so thankful to know that we can make the earth cleaner simply by keeping our asses dirty. Where would we be without liberal celebrities proposing such critical legislation?
-MZ
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