Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Hamas claims Jews secretly controlling Christianity

First Harvard declares the Jewish lobby is secretly running America, and now their allies in Hamas have determined that the Jews are also surreptitiously manipulating religious Christians.
(WorldNet Daily) - United States churches are secretly run by Jews who converted to Christianity with the intention of controlling religious Americans including President Bush, a top Hamas official claims.

"Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jews who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans," Mohammad Abu Tir, the number two Hamas terrorist in the newly formed Palestinian Authority government said during an exclusive interview from his home yesterday with top radio host Rusty Humphries and WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.

"I made a study and I know very well that all this radicalism in some parts of the Christianity, [including] the Anglicans who are being led by Bush, is because of the control of Zionists," said Abu Tir.

The Hamas official, famous for his orange-dyed beard, went on to accuse "Zionists" of controlling Western media organizations and "leading terrorism inside the mass communications media."
Damn! These sleuths keep exposing our top-secret, insidious plots to take over the world. Attention all fellow Jewish conspiratorialists! Attention! We are announcing emergency meetings at all local Gentile Manipulation Centers. Please contact your assigned cabal leader at once for further instructions! This is not a test!


  1. Left is Right4/05/2006 9:56 PM

    When you can't use facts to deny something it is convenient to make fun of it. Why not take a look at how the Jews have had far more influence than their tiny numbers can justify? Why not look at the proof that Harvard sited in showing the way the Jewish lobby is manipulating America. Why not consider how the Religious Right is in Israel's pocket?

    Look, like it or not, liberal minded people are a little smarter than you rightwing extermists give us credit for. Nobody has anything against the Jewish faith, but an alarmingly high number of Jews are controlling important positions in this country.

  2. Look at the reward the Anglicans got for their craven behavior. Hamas doesn't distinguish them from the Christian Zionists. They are cowards and traitors.
    As for leftisright, if Jews controlled everything, why would far more Jews be involved in leftist causes than pro-Israel causes? To think they are active in antiJewish causes just to throw you off the scent is ridiculous.

  3. Left is Right4/05/2006 10:14 PM

    Brooklyn Bob, try using a real argument to refute my point. Merely saying I'm "ridiculous" isn't going to persuade anybody.

  4. Leftisright: Try holding your breath underwater in pool for ten minutes while weighted to the bottom by ball and chain. Oxygen has obviously not helped your brain one bit as you continue to make the silliest statements. After you feel like you cannot hold your breath a moment longer, just suck in some of that low oxygen water as this will allow your fish brain to come back to normal operating parameters. Your next task will be just to swim away and suck on the algae growing on the sides of the pool.

  5. When you can't use facts to deny something it is convenient to make fun of it. Why not take a look at how the Jews have had far more influence than their tiny numbers can justify?

    Amazing. Liberals are some of the worst anti-Semites. What would you have the Jews do, Leftisright? Stop trying to achieve so that blacks and illegal aliens can be handed the jobs by quota?

  6. kahaneloyalist4/06/2006 12:10 AM

    The goal of the Left is a worldwide utopia of utter mediocraty and Jews have always achieved, this is highly offensive to the Leftists who believe every minority must be failures because of white oppresion so the Jews being succesful gives the lie to Leftism so Judaism must be destroyed to create this world wide utopia of failure.

  7. The really funny thing about what he said was "Radical Anglicans". Now THAT is funny!

  8. I disagree with MZ as Anarchist and Communists are not Jews. They are followers of a genocidal death cult and should be stripped of citizenship even if born in the US.

    The report that left is right speaks of is proof that far left types are the real rednecks. In fact when ever I encounter an antisemite over 30 they are a far left mind numbed robots.

    The time has come to rid the country of subversives. The leadership of Code Pink has violated the law and commited treason by giving money to our enemies. They should be placed on trial and offered twenty years or denaturaliztion and deportation of their household. The members of ISM and CPT should also be jailed upon return from their misadventures US Citizens are prohibited from conducting their own foreign policy.

    We have to set limits on acceptable behavior

  9. janv always has some great ideas!

    morning everybody.

  10. Kyle, the idiot undoubtedly doesn't know the difference between "Anglos" and "Anglicans". The humorous part is that, like Bob said, the Anglicans are anti-Semite dhimmis themselves who have declared "divestment from Israel".

    Moslems and liberals seem to share a common lack of reality and common sense.

  11. Beakerkin is exactly right.
    Treason should not be legal.

  12. i'm whispering so no one will overhear me - what most people don't know, and i don't want this to get out, and will deny it if repeated - i, nanc, control the jews!

  13. Well, they do have a point.
    After all, my master is a Jewish carpenter..


  14. rwm - whenever my husband goes fishing he always pulls that line about Jesus being a fisherman and i say - "yeah, right, a fisher of men..."

    what he doesn't realize is that i love it when he goes fishing and i don't have to go!

  15. Jesus didn't need to fish - as He showed more than once.
    Tell him it was St. Peter and a couple of the other apostles that were fishermen (which is still a good excuse lol).

    I can only wonder how the muslims claim any respect for Christ as a "prophet" when He was a Jew..
    It jives about as well as their actions and attitudes toward Christians (in practice).

    Never mind.
    I don't really wonder.
    False pretense and doubletalk are their stock in trade, so it makes perfect sense.

  16. it'll make you crazy rwm, crazy i tell ya'...


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