MZ shows his legendary wit

OK, two corrupt Hellenized Jews and a holocaust-denying pile of rotting moslem excrement all get together in Switzerland for a "peace" conference. The first Hellenized Jew says to the putrid vat of terrorist moslem filth, "We want to give you the Land of Judea and Samaria as a good will gesture."

The second Hellenized Jew, not wanting to be outdone, says to the islamic heap of infected puss, "We feel it is critical that we not compromise with extremists, so we are going to expel all those subhuman Settler Jews with extreme force and gift wrap all of the West Bank for the PLO as an offering for peace."

The rancid, festering, diseased, terrorist moslem boyle was taken aback by these most gracious offerings. After composing himself for a moment, he turned to the two Hellenized Jews and said, "Die all you sons of monkeys and pigs! AllahuAhkbar, the Holocaust was a Zionist myth!"

Responded the two Hellenized Jews, "Thank God, we finally have a true moderate arab partner for peace!"

[Ok, I admit, the joke would be much funnier if it wasn't a true story.]

Ynet News - Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni said Thursday that the negotiations between Israel and the Palestinian must be based on the idea of two states living side by side in peace.

Speaking at World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Livni said that a Palestinian state is ''not an illusion. It's there, it's achievable.''

The meeting was also attended by Vice Premier Shimon Peres and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.

Livni also called on the international community to support moderates in the Middle East and told Palestinian President Abbas that ''compromising with extremists will not promote anything.''

So, did you hear the one about the Hellenized Jews dividing Jerusalem and granting arabs Right of Return? Oh, it's a real riot...

-MZ