Want world peace? Stay home and orgasm!

Hmmm...it seems the only way to end islamic terrorism throughout the world is to just sit home and wack off. Who knew?

Ynet News: Two peace activists from San Francisco have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home. The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

''The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,'' Reffell said Sunday. ''Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.'' By promoting what they hope to be a synchronized global orgasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more positive.

The two are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan, no relation to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word ''Peace.'' The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

The couple has studied evolutionary psychology and believes that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of ''my missile is bigger than your missile,'' as Reffell put it.

First the Olmert left says to unconditionally surrender to the moslems and there will be peace, and now we are told to just stay home and get off and then everything will be just fine. Gotta love all the great ideas coming out of these "progressives".

-MZ