Sunday, July 27, 2008

Mattos: Take Vengeance

This week's Torah reading, Mattos, was pretty blunt about how God wants the Jewish people to deal with their enemies:
Hashem spoke unto Moses, saying: "Take vengeance for the Children of Israel against the Mideanites."
Modern translation:
"God implored the leaders of Israel: "Take vengeance for the Jewish people against the Moslems."
Any questions? Good...now time to go about ridding the Holy Land of the vermin.

-MZ
Posted by Mad Zionist at 2:26 PM

6 comments:

  1. Frank Partisan7/27/2008 11:18 PM

    MZ: Next time you post, don't hold back your feelings so much.

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  2. Mad Zionist7/27/2008 11:44 PM

    Sorry, Ren... I've been working on my candor, but you know how I tend to mince words. ;)

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  3. nanc7/28/2008 6:45 PM

    i didn't see any word mincing - an old fashioned slice and dice is more like it!

    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

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  4. Anonymous7/29/2008 10:29 PM

    MZ: I thought you quit equating Muslims with "vermin."

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  5. Gert8/02/2008 9:26 AM

    Eitan:

    Old habits die hard...

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  6. Mad Zionist8/02/2008 9:17 PM

    Arabs are not inherently vermin. However, Islam is an inherently vermin ideology.

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